6.27.2004
Things that don't mix well with alcohol
eBay
craigslist
lonliness
avocados
remaining stationary
cereal
Right now, I'm resisting the urge to click on the link to buy Carmen Electra's 5-DVD striptease workout. "But," I rationalize to myself, "It's a graduation present to myself." Of course, it will be my fourth just-shy-of-$100 graduation presents to myself, plus, I'm the only øne thus far that's bought me a graduation gift (besides my Grandma, who slipped me a $20. Call me bourgeoise, but it's more insulting to get $20 than nothing). Furthermore, I'm not resisting the curiosity that moves me to reply to an ameature-porn classified. Where are my online friends to prevent me from doing so? Swig, click, raped.
craigslist
lonliness
avocados
remaining stationary
cereal
Right now, I'm resisting the urge to click on the link to buy Carmen Electra's 5-DVD striptease workout. "But," I rationalize to myself, "It's a graduation present to myself." Of course, it will be my fourth just-shy-of-$100 graduation presents to myself, plus, I'm the only øne thus far that's bought me a graduation gift (besides my Grandma, who slipped me a $20. Call me bourgeoise, but it's more insulting to get $20 than nothing). Furthermore, I'm not resisting the curiosity that moves me to reply to an ameature-porn classified. Where are my online friends to prevent me from doing so? Swig, click, raped.
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